The vacuum-cleaner handle would probably work – but then I'd have to do it standing up. Impossible!

She'd heard about women fucking their twats with bananas and cucumbers, so she went into the kitchen to see what she could find. There were no bananas, and the cucumber was too thick. Laura shuddered.

It would hurt me. I can almost feel it!

She ran to the bathroom and found an enema bag. The plastic piece on the end of the hose was much too small, but it was all she had.

Laura dipped the imitation prick into cream and then she began to rub her cunt with it. She turned on soft music and tried to think sexy thoughts as she rubbed and fucked her dribbling hole.

Laura was getting very stimulated. The diddling was beginning to work. She panted with desire, wanting an orgasm, not even knowing what it was.

Laura rubbed and rubbed her snatch. Then she turned over on her stomach, pushed the plastic piece into her hole hard, and squeezed her legs around it. She felt it inside her twat, and she ached with wanting, but Laura didn't know how to let go. Nothing had happened. She lusted and wanted, and her cunt ached more now than before.

What triggers an orgasm with a real man? It must be when he ejaculates. Maybe when the woman feels all that cum gushing into her cunt, that stimulates an orgasm.

Laura kept rubbing her snatch as she pondered and planned. She suddenly had an idea that might work!

Taking the plastic prick out of her box, she ran with the whole apparatus to the bathroom and left it by the sink. Then she ran to the linen closet and took two large, heavy bath towels, which she arranged on top of each other on the bed.