
The Doctor got to his feet, smiled, and said, "Think pure efficacy. Robert, you have been placed in a very wealthy home on assignment. A couple, an older man and woman, are drooling for your favors. The phone rings. They both go to answer it. Where do you go?"
Robert stammered, "T-to the b-bathroom? To check for drugs?"
Havilland shook his head. "No. You have drugs on the brain; it's a weak point of yours. Monte, what would you do?"
Monte wiped sweat from his chest and twisted to stare at himself in the mirror. "I would wonder why the call was so important that they both had to run for the phone, especially when I was there looking so groovy. So what I would do would be to run for an extension and pick it up the very second that the old fucker did, then listen in and see if there was any salient info I could get from the call."
Havilland smiled and said, "Bravo," then slapped Monte across the face and whispered, "Bravo, but always look at me when you answer. If you look at yourself you get the notion that you thought independently. Do you see the fallacy in that kind of thinking?"
Monte lowered his eyes, then brought them up to meet Havilland's. "Yes, Doctor."
"Good. Robert, a hypothetical question for you. Think pure efficacy and answer candidly. My supply of legally obtained pharmaceutical drugs runs out, because of new laws passed limiting hypnotics and the like to physicians with hospital affiliations. You crave them and come to realize that they are what you like most about being in my tutelage. What do you do?"
