Eksar had said something while I was away in cloud-land. Something damn unfamiliar. I asked him to say it again.

“The Sea of Azov,” he told me. “In Russia. I’ll give you three hundred and eighty dollars for it.”

I’d never heard of the place. I pursed my lips and thought for a second. A funny amount—three hundred and eighty. And for a whole damn sea. I tried an angle.

“Make it four hundred and you’ve got a deal.”

He began coughing his head off, and he looked mad. “What’s the matter,” he said between coughs, “three hundred and eighty is a bad price? It’s a small sea, one of the smallest. It’s only 14,000 square miles. And do you know what the maximum depth is?”

I looked wise. “It’s deep enough.”

“Forty-nine feet,” Eksar shouted. “That’s all, forty-nine feet! Where are you going to do better than three hundred and eighty dollars for a sea like that?”

“Take it easy,” I said, patting his dirty shoulder. “Let’s split the difference. You say three eighty, I want four hundred. How about leaving it at three ninety?” I didn’t really care: ten bucks more, ten bucks less. But I wanted to see what would happen.

He calmed down. “Three hundred and ninety dollars for the Sea of Azov,” he muttered to himself, a little sore at being a sucker, at being taken. “All I want is the sea itself; it’s not as if I’m asking you to throw in the Kerch Strait, or maybe a port like Taganrog or Osipenko …”

“Tell you what.” I held up my hands. “I don’t want to be hard. Give me my three ninety and I’ll throw in the Kerch Strait as a bonus. Now how about that?”

He studied the idea. He sniffled. He wiped his nose with the back of his hand. “All right,” he said, finally. “It’s a deal. Azov and the Kerch Strait for three hundred ninety.”

Bang! went the druggist’s stamp. The bangs were getting louder.