
"Wait a minute. Hey, hand that thing over, Dr. Scarpetta. I wanna see if Maggie's wearing a mask and fins."
A skinny state police investigator from Michigan has her head on the table, she is laughing so hard.
"Next time we find a ripe one, just look for little snorkels sticking up…"
The guffaws turn to fits, Magilla sliding off his chair, prone on the floor. "Oh, shit! I'm gonna throw up," he shrieks with laughter.
"Snorkels!"
Scarpetta surrenders, sitting back in silence, the situation out of her control.
"Hey, Nic! Didn't know you were a Navy SEAL!"
This goes on until the manager of Ye Old Steak House silently appears in the doorway-his way of indicating that the party in his back room is disturbing the other diners.
"Okay, boys and girls," Scarpetta says in a tone that is slightly scary. "Enough."
The hilarity is gone as quickly as a sonic boom, the maggot jokes end, and then there are other gifts for Scarpetta: a space pen that can supposedly write in "rain, blizzards, and if you accidentally drop it in a chest cavity while you're doing an autopsy"; a Mini Maglite "to see in those hard-to-reach places"; and a dark blue baseball cap embellished with enough gold braid for a general.
"General Dr. Scarpetta. Salute!"
Everybody does as they eagerly look for her response, irreverent remarks flying around again like shotgun pellets. Magilla tops off Scarpetta's wine glass from a gallon paper carton with a push-button spout. She figures the cheap Chardonnay is probably made from grapes grown at the lowest level of the slopes, where the drainage is terrible. If she's lucky, the vintage is four months old. She will be sick tomorrow. She is sure of it.
6
EARLY THE NEXT MORNING in New York's Kennedy Airport, a security guard recommends that Lucy Farinelli remove her oversized stainless-steel Breitling watch, empty her pockets of coins and place them in a tray.
