“They’re not all like that,” John said. “Most of them stop in different countries for a day or two. Thing is, it would be relaxing. And you could actually go some places you might not go, might not could afford to go to. These cruise lines, you can pay a thousand apiece, plus some expenses, and you get all your food and lodging provided. It comes out about like a good hotel with room service.”

“Maybe just a month off around here is good enough,” I said. “It’ll save me money.”

“Yeah,” Leonard said, “this place is swinging. Besides, I’ve spent enough money on you, now it’s time you spent some on me.”

“Oh, that’s nice. That’s very friendly.”

“It’s true.”

“Didn’t I just give you a quarter for a soda the other night?”

“Yeah, and I’m forever grateful.”

“Look, I got some stuff here.” John, who was dressed in a sports coat, as usual, took a folder out of his inside pocket. “This isn’t one of the big cruise lines. In fact, the boat is an old Argentine Navy boat that’s been revamped for cruises. It’s not real expensive.”

“Man, you been thinking about this cruise stuff yourself,” Leonard said.

“For years, to be honest.”

“Go with us,” I said.

“Hey, I’m not fishing,” John said. “I couldn’t go if I wanted. No one’s giving me time off where I am. I spent that time already. I got to be around. But you could maybe go on the cruise and tell me about it. Turns out all right for you two, I might could take one. Me and Leonard might could take one. Something romantic.”

“Leonard’s about as romantic as a hand job,” I said.