I’m not beat for havin’ a bunch of bitches bringin’ drama to my doorstep. And I ain’t wit’ that cop shit either. I copped me a slick two-bedroom condo in Pier Village down by the beach in Monmouth County. And since I only fuck wit’ chicks from up the way, I don’t havta worry ’bout none of ’em drivin’ way down there tryna bring the bullshit. I can sit out on my balcony at night, smoke a blunt, stroke my dick—if I want, and stare out into the ocean on some chill-out shit wit’out a bitch all up in my ear. Dig what I’m sayin’?

“Well, you need to make some other kinda arrangements ’cause all that sticking and moving gotta stop. I don’t want another repeat of what happened over at your mother’s happenin’ here, and at the rate you going…”

I nod, knowin’ exactly what he’s talkin’ ’bout. I was fifteen—a young hard-headed cat wit’ a hard, hot, horny dick, and was constantly sneakin’ bitches up in my room when my moms wasn’t home. Moms was cool ’n all, but she didn’t play that fuckin’-in-her-house shit. But a nigga like me wasn’t beat to follow house rules, so I was gettin’ it in e’ery chance I got, havin’ them dick-hungry hoes climb through my window ’n shit. So, dig, I’m up in my room diggin’ this eighteen-year-old Spanish mami’s guts out when this bitch, Jasmine—who was like twenty, comes ’round to the back of my house, and lifts up my bedroom window for a dose of this dick.

Had a muhfucka been on point I woulda heard her ass openin’ the window and climbin’ in, but I had my eyes closed enjoyin’ my lil’ hot tamale ridin’ my dick. And her horny ass was makin’ so much fuckin’ noise that I didn’t even know the chick was in my room ’til I popped open my eyes. She had the Spanish chick’s hair wrapped around her hand, and was yankin’ her offa my dick, swingin’ her ’round the room. The next thing I know, they tearin’ shit up, knockin’ my TV and stereo to the floor, swingin’ each other into walls ’n shit. Then when I tried to break ’em up, Jasmine’s retarded ass jumped on me, and started fuckin’ me up. I had to manhandle her lil’ ass, and drag her ass through the house, then shove her out the door, slammin’ the shit in her face. I went back to finish bustin’ my nut, thinkin’ that was the end of it.



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