Wednesday, April30, Healthand Safety
M - Why do you look like you justswallowed a sock?
Because, Lilly, the Bio subcaught Shameeka and me passing notes and assigned us both a 250-wordpaper on ice-worms.
So? You should look at it as an artisticchallenge. Besides, 250 words is nothing for an ace journalist likeyourself. You should be able to knock that out in half an hour.
Lilly, has your brother mentionedthe prom to you?
Um. What?
Prom. You know. Senior Prom. Theone they are holding at Maxim's a week from this Saturday. Has hementioned
to you whether or not he's, um, planning on asking anyone?
ANYONE? Just who do you mean by ANYONE?His DOG?
You knowwhat I mean.
Michael does not discuss things like theprom with me, Mia. Mainly what Michael discusses with me is whether ornot it is my turn to empty the dishwasher, set the table, or take thewadded-up tissues down the
hall to the incinerator chute after Mom andDad's Adult Survivors of Childhood Alien Abduction group therapymeetings.
Oh. Well, I was just wondering.
Don't worry, Mia. If Michael's going toask anyone to the prom, it will be you.
What do you mean IF Michael's