I meantWHEN. OK? What is WITH you?
Nothing. Only that Michael is myone true love and he's graduating and so if we don't go to the promthis year I'll
never get to go. Unless we go when I'M a senior, butthat won't be for THREE YEARS!!!!!!!!!!
And besides, by that time Michaelmight be in graduate school. He might have a beard or something!!!!!You can't
go to the prom with someone who has a BEARD.
/ can see that you're very emotionalabout this. Are you premenstrual or something?
NO!!!!!!I JUST WANT TO GO TO THEPROM WITH MY BOYFRIEND BEFORE HE GRADUATES AND/OR GROWS EXCESSIVEAMOUNTS OF FACIAL HAIR!!!!!!!!! IS THERE ANYTHING WRONG WITH THAT??????
Whoa. You fully need to take a Midol.And rather than asking me whether or not I think my brother is going
toask you to the prom, I think you should ask YOURSELF something, andthat's why a completely outdated, pagan dance ritual is so important toyou.
It's just important to me, OK????
Is this because of that time your momwouldn't buy you the Prom Queen Glamour Gown for your Barbie,
and youhad to make your own out of toilet paper?
HELLO!!!! Lilly, I would thinkthat you might have noticed that the prom plays a key role in thesocialization process
of the adolescent. I mean, look at all the moviesthat have been made about it:
Movies That Feature The Prom AsProminent Plot Device
by Mia Thermopolis