"I bought this liver on the way home. I know it sounds funny, but a fellow told me once it feels just like a girl's twat. I've never tried it till now. And it does! Not as good as Susie's, to be sure, but nice, squishy and soft just the same."

"I got liver trouble enough, what with all I drink, without it having falling down to my cunt!" said Susie, graphically enough.

"Your trouble or your liver?" quipped Ricky.

"You name it," said Susie. "Well, guess what I have here," said Susie.

"Something I haven't reported to you yet."

"What's that? What's that?" said Jody, emceeing the proceedings of the conference call.

"A vibrator!" said Susie.

"Where the hell did you get that?" breathed Jody, all excited.

"At a drugstore in my hometown, a long time ago," said Susie. "Do you want to know what? My mother took me in and bought one for herself. When I displayed such interest, she bought one for me too. And you know the most embarrassing thing about the whole thing?"

"What's that?" said Ricky. "I'm jacking myself harder, by the way. Did you hear me come once? In the bloody liver? Whew! What a come. Boy, is it squishy and hard to hold onto, though. I keep dropping it."

Just then the other three heard the sound of the receiver dropping and crashing to the floor. "Damn!" they heard, in muffled tones, far from the phone. Then Ricky picked up the receiver again and came back on the line. "As I said, this sticky stuff is slippery business. But oh, so satisfying!"

"Lot's of protein in liver," said Susie admiringly. "Well, you'll just have a pretty meaty cock, that's all. And we'll have healthy offspring.

Ohhhhhhh, it feels great. I just put this eraser up me. Oh, it feels real good. Anything I wrote on my cunt walls with the pencil I jabbed up it last night, out of sheer frustration, is bound to be erased with these motions."