"What did you write, graffiti?" said Manny, sighing heavily.

"Yep, she saw the writing on the wall," said Ricky. "The liver treatment is going great," he added.

"You're certainly becoming verbal quickly," admired Susie. "The liver is doing the trick, I see."

"So what are you doing already, Susie?" asked Manny.

"Why do you want to know?" said Jody, jealous. "Why don't you ask your old girlfriend right here?"

"Honey, I know what you're doing. I haven't had the pleasure of getting to know Susie, and since I think that's the object of this conference call, to get to know all parties well, I think I have a right to ask.

She's not going to get pregnant if I ask, now, is she?"

"I don't know," said Jody. "Have you been taking the pill, Susie?"

"Silly!" answered Susie. "I'll be glad to ask the young gentleman's question. I don't believe in holding any information back from anyone.

That's part of my sex education program."

"So?" said Manny. "I'm waiting…"

"Well, after erasing the writing on the walls of my cunty vagina, I inserted the vibrator. Oh, man, it feels so fantastic. You push the little button on and the whole thing starts vibrating. Anyway, I never finished my story about the vibrator. That cocky son of a bitch cashier had the nerve to demonstrate this thing right in front of my mother and me. It was so embarrassing. For my mother at least. Her face got red and she said she understood, and she'd take two. The man, of course, demonstrated it on his neck. What a riot. When we all knew what it was REALLY for…"

"So which of your holes is it up now?" said Manny.

"All of them," said Susie, moaning. "Ahhhhhhhh," they heard her moan.

"Ohhhh, it's so fantastic. Yeah, it's really great. Mmmmmmmm. Right now, I have it up my cunt hole, mmmmmm, way in. Then I pull it out. Then I stuff it up again. Oh, man, is it fantastic. Hey!"

"What happened? What happened?" asked Manny.