
They part for me, these old ladies. These are the vital ones, the ones who can either move on their own steam or have friends to wheel them around. These old girls still have their marbles, and they’re good to me. I’m a rarity here—an old man among a sea of widows whose hearts still ache for their lost men.
“Oh, here,” clucks Hazel. “Let’s give Jacob a look.”
She pulls Dolly’s wheelchair a few feet back and shuffles up beside me, clasping her hands, her milky eyes flashing. “Oh, it’s so exciting! They’ve been at it all morning!”
I edge up to the glass and raise my face, squinting against the sunlight. It’s so bright it takes a moment for me to make out what’s happening. Then the forms take shape.
In the park at the end of the block is an enormous canvas tent, thickly striped in white and magenta with an unmistakable peaked top—
My ticker lurches so hard I clutch a fist to my chest.
“Jacob! Oh, Jacob!” cries Hazel. “Oh dear! Oh dear!” Her hands flutter in confusion, and she turns toward the hall. “Nurse! Nurse! Hurry! It’s Mr. Jankowski!”
“I’m fine,” I say, coughing and pounding my chest. That’s the problem with these old ladies. They’re always afraid you’re about to keel over. “Hazel! I’m fine!”
But it’s too late. I hear the squeak-squeak-squeak of rubber soles, and moments later I’m engulfed by nurses. I guess I won’t have to worry about getting back to my chair after all.
“SO WHAT’S ON the menu tonight?” I grumble as I’m steered into the dining room. “Porridge? Mushy peas? Pablum? Oh, let me guess, it’s tapioca isn’t it? Is it tapioca? Or are we calling it rice pudding tonight?”
“Oh, Mr. Jankowski, you are a card,” the nurse says flatly. She doesn’t need to answer, and she knows it. This being Friday, we’re having the usual nutritious but uninteresting combination of meat loaf, creamed corn, reconstituted mashed potatoes, and gravy that may have been waved over a piece of beef at some point in its life. And they wonder why I lose weight.
